I always feel the need to at least attempt to not open my writing using a pronoun. Again I have failed. Often I will start using a pronoun led version of a sentence, then edit it afterwards. For example, in this instance the opener would change to something like - "For sake of variety and to satisfy my ego, I always feel the need to at least attempt to not open my writing using a pronoun". There's a brief English lesson. It feels strange using the word 'pronoun' in an entirely non-political context. These days. These days. These days. Here's something about these days. Many who champion body positivity also use "small dick" as an insult. There's a thought for you. These days. Leave the small dicked men alone. They've got small enough dicks as it is! No need to punch down at their small dicks. Although maybe it would hurt them less than normal people, with there being less dick present to experience the pain. Is the pain experienced from a pu...
It's a shame that over the past few days there has been a distinct lack of emotive lexicon in my writing. A logical robot dominates my mind. I imagine it stems from a reticent disposition to deter from being excessive for fear of seeming disingenuous; I hate to make a big deal of things even when they are significantly impactful. Or it could stem from fear of confronting heightened emotion directly without diverting attention. I mostly do this through humour but humour hasn't exactly suited the last few blogs so instead I am left with writing which is overly analytical and lacking in poetry and emotion. Well, at least that's me. Which to be fair does make it genuine in a sense, so maybe it's okay. ANYWAY SOMETHING ELSE NOW Time to snap out of it. I espouse silliness and nonsense so lets put my money where my mouth is and distract myself out of this repetitive self-analysis. Here are some things: Here's an idea. How about a flannel, but instead of just being for your...
Forward planning dates, reviewing previous dates, forecasting for future dates. Dates. Look at the past dates. What dates are we aiming for? Which date will we look at when we approach the next date? Time is staring you in the face. Counting down the days forever in a a constant visual reminder evidencing of how long life is. The mortality of work. Unsurprisingly I currently find myself sitting in front of a forecasting spreadsheet plan which contains a multitude of dates. Numbers, letters and symbols, neatly arranged in perfectly symmetrical little rectangles. Infinite rectangles. Tabs. Buttons. Filters. The numbers, letters, symbols, tabs, buttons, filters and rectangles are mocking my impermanence, taunting me with micro-aggressions and micro-cells and micro-macro-support and micro-charts and micro-soft and micro-entity-accounts-support and micro-enable and micro-operations-support-contact-number. I get it Microsoft. I'm going to die. You're not even infinite, rectangles. Th...
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