Day 29 - Stop Slapping Down

I always feel the need to at least attempt to not open my writing using a pronoun. Again I have failed. Often I will start using a pronoun led version of a sentence, then edit it afterwards. For example, in this instance the opener would change to something like - "For sake of variety and to satisfy my ego, I always feel the need to at least attempt to not open my writing using a pronoun". There's a brief English lesson.

It feels strange using the word 'pronoun' in an entirely non-political context. These days.

These days. 

These days.

Here's something about these days. Many who champion body positivity also use "small dick" as an insult. There's a thought for you. These days. Leave the small dicked men alone. They've got small enough dicks as it is! No need to punch down at their small dicks. Although maybe it would hurt them less than normal people, with there being less dick present to experience the pain. Is the pain experienced from a punch in the dick relative to volume/proportion? The big dicked men are the real victims. Either way it would probably be difficult to punch a dick. It would limply flail in shame like a pathetic floppy boxer arcade game. A slap would be easier. Stop slapping down!

These days.

I also always try to not open different paragraphs using the same word. That was going well until I just ruined it. I could delete this paragraph but that would be dishonest and I am far too virtuous to tarnish my high opinion of myself. No matter what society says, I am not ashamed to say that I am better than everybody. Men can't even be arrogant and superior these days.