Day 87 - Top 10 Arctic Monkeys (Glastonbury Build Up)

10. Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair (2011) 

9. Four Out of Five (2018)

8. Crying Lightning (2009) 

7. Still Take You Home (2006)

6. Leave Before the Lights Come On (2006)

5. Star Treatment (2018)

4. I Wanna Be Yours (2013)

3. If You Were There, Beware (2007)

2. Mardy Bum (2006)

1. The View From the Afternoon (2006)

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