Day 54 - Malevolent Peppers Incentivising the Apocalypse

Stomach issues have run me down over the past few days and have further compounded by woes by waking me up today at 5:30am. Beer is the primary culprit (plus some jalapeno pretzel bites I had at the pub on Sunday) but beer's benefits (usually) outweigh the negatives. I do not feel this was about peppers.

I am now 90% confident that certain vegetables are bad for me, but it's difficult to fully come around to this way of thinking when for my entire life I have been advised to eat them in spite of having no major impulse to. Peppers are one of these (yes, technically they are a fruit, I know). Either one of, or a combination of glyphosate (a crop herbicide) and the natural chemical defence mechanisms of vegetables initiating stomach/bowel inflammation is seeming increasingly plausible with time. With this in mind, although conscious that eating peppers when already feeling rough is probably not wise, unused peppers from last weekend's BBQ were starting to turn and I tend to value financial prudence and avoiding waste over personal health, so I made red pepper soup.

Apparently it helps to peel the vegetables, but being lazy, this is not ideal. The good news is that meat is always fine. The bad news is eating meat is laced with environmental guilt. Either I destroy myself or I destroy the world. Selfishly it seems, I'm choosing the world. Saying that, I did have red pepper soup last night so there you go, I've done my bit. You can't say I'm not suffering for the cause.

How has it come to this? A health hazard to eat home-made vegetable soup. This goes beyond middle class problems. Extreme middle class insanity.

At least I work flexible hours so any accrued time as a result of malevolent peppers means I can have a shorter day in the future.

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